Description
WELCOME TO THE END TIMES TOUR — NOW IN COZY FORM.
May 21, 2011. Oct 21, 2011. Dec 21, 2012. Sept 23, 2025. Four promised endings. Four cosmic no-shows. Yet you remain—cold, tired, and in need of a blanket.
The End Times Tour Blanket wraps you in warmth and wit. Styled like a vintage world tour poster, it immortalizes every failed rapture prediction.
Soft enough for naps. Durable enough for doomsday. Big enough to share with fellow survivors.
Whether you’re huddled through another failed prophecy or just binge-watching until the next cosmic reschedule, this blanket is your proof you belong to the Left Behind Society™.
No refunds. No ascensions. Just eternal comfort.
Available in three sizes: 30×40″, 50×60″, 60×80″.
Please note: Due to variations in the production process, blankets may arrive up to 3″ shorter than their listed size.
Medium heavy-weight fabric that feels extra soft to the touch (thickness of the fabric may slightly vary)
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