Description
WELCOME TO THE END TIMES TOUR.
The tickets were sold. The predictions were made. The countdowns ran out. And yet—the sky stayed quiet. Humanity has been left behind with nothing but memes and disappointment.
Until now.
This sweatshirt is your backstage pass to the apocalypse that never showed. Styled like a vintage rock tour tee, the End Times Tour Sweatshirt immortalizes every failed rapture prediction:
May 21, 2011 — Cancelled mid-show
Oct 21, 2011 — Postponed indefinitely
Dec 21, 2012 — Mayan encore cut short
Sept 23, 2025 — Still waiting
The back features an iconic parody lineup, including Jesus & The Four Horsemen, Bigfoot & Friends, and Elvis (Hologram).
This isn’t just merch. It’s a relic. A joke that outlived the end of the world. A cult artifact for the chosen few who laugh in the face of prophecy.
Join the Left Behind Society. Wear your survival loud. Preorder now before the next cosmic reschedule.
NOTE: This item is current for PRE-ORDER until October 3rd, 2025 with FREE SHIPPING! After the pre-order date, items will be shipped out within 10-14 business days!
Product features
– With side seams for enhanced durability and shape retention
– Double needle stitching on all seams for long-lasting wear
– Necktape for added comfort and stability
– Crafted from ethically grown US cotton and backed by the US Cotton Trust Protocol, with OEKO-TEX certified dyes that meet safety and environmental standards.
– Made from 60% cotton
– Regular fit with a medium-heavy fabric that is cozy yet stylish
Care instructions
– Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
– Do not bleach
– Tumble dry: low heat
– Iron, steam or dry: low heat
– Do not dryclean
SIZE CHART
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 20.00 | 21.00 | 23.00 | 25.00 | 26.50 | 28.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 23.50 | 24.00 | 24.00 | 24.00 | 24.00 | 24.00 |
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