PRE-ORDER The Rapture World Tour Unisex Hoodie

Description

WELCOME TO THE END TIMES TOUR.
The tickets were sold. The predictions were made. The countdowns ran out. And yet—the sky stayed quiet. Humanity has been left behind with nothing but memes and disappointment.

Until now.

This hoodie is your backstage pass to the apocalypse that never showed. Styled like a vintage rock tour tee, the End Times Tour hoodie  immortalizes every failed rapture prediction:

May 21, 2011 — Cancelled mid-show

Oct 21, 2011 — Postponed indefinitely

Dec 21, 2012 — Mayan encore cut short

Sept 23, 2025 — Still waiting

The back features an iconic parody lineup, including Jesus & The Four Horsemen, Bigfoot & Friends, and Elvis (Hologram).

This isn’t just merch. It’s a relic. A joke that outlived the end of the world. A cult artifact for the chosen few who laugh in the face of prophecy.

Join the Left Behind Society. Wear your survival loud. Preorder now before the next cosmic reschedule.

 

NOTE: This item is current for PRE-ORDER until October 3rd, 2025 with FREE SHIPPING! After the pre-order date, items will be shipped out within 10-14 business days!

Rapture Tour Hoodie, Unisex Heavy Blend Sweatshirt, Comfy Casual Wear, Gifts for Fans, Retro Graphic Apparel, Edgy Concert Gear

 

Hoodie features
– Spacious kangaroo pouch pocket for warmth and convenience.
– Adjustable drawstring hood for a customized fit.
– Crafted without side seams for a more comfortable look and reduced fabric waste.
– Durable 50% cotton and 50% polyester blend, perfect for casual attire.
– Ethically made, ensuring quality while supporting sustainable practices.

Care instructions
– Tumble dry: medium
– Iron, steam or dry: low heat
– Do not dryclean
– Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
– Non-chlorine: bleach as needed

Size Chart

	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL	4XL	5XL
Width, in	20.08	22.05	24.02	25.98	27.99	29.92	31.89	33.86
Length, in	27.17	27.95	29.13	29.92	31.10	31.89	33.07	33.86
Sleeve length from center back, in	33.50	34.50	35.50	36.50	37.50	38.50	39.50	40.50
Size tolerance, in	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50